Title: Females
Author: Andrea Long Chu
Score: 5

Everyone is female

the worst books are all by females

All the great art heists in the past 300 years were pulled off by a female working solo or with other females

The are no good female poets simply because there are no good poets

A list of things invented by females would include airplanes, telephones, the smallpox vaccine, ghosting, terrorism, ink, envy, rum, prom, spain, cars, gods, coffee, language, standup comedy, every kind of knot, double parking, nail polish, the letter tau, the number zero, the h bomb, feminism and the patriarchy.

Sex between females is no better or worse than any other kind of sex because no other kind of sex is possible.

Shark attacks exclusively target females.

All the astronauts were female. Which means the moon was a female only zone.

The one percent is a hundred percent female, the entire supreme court is female, the united states senate is female, the president is obviously a female.

Females dominate the following professions: zoo-keeping, haberdashery, landscaping, investment banking, long distance trucking, luthiery, consulting, talent management, tort law, taxidermy, real estate development, orthodontia, prison administration and the mafia.

Not all females are serial killers, but all serial killers are female (including the necrophiles)

The entire incarcerated population is female.

All rape survivors are females.

All rapists are females.

Females masterminded the altantic slave trade.

All the dead are female, all the dying too.

The hospitals of the world are full of them, females in beds or gingerly walking about.

Full of pain, recovering, slipping away.

All the guns in the world are owned by females.

I am female, and you dear reader. You are female, even especially if you are not women.

Welcome!

Sorry

-Andrea Long Chu